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Day 1 18th August
My first day in the States and I’m spending it sitting in the American Airlines terminal. I can think of much better ways to waste 7 hours. So far as airport terminals go this one is pretty average. No good shops, A few food outlets. All of the food outlets have massive queues – US Customs size queues. I have never seen this in an Australian airport. The staffing sucks or these guys can eat. Either way it’s not good. I shall have to start queuing at 1030am if I want to eat lunch at a reasonable hour.
The flight over was 13 hours. It’s just on 9am now which means I have been awake for 19 hours now. Feeling tired. Although still managing to type with few errors. Note to self – get sleeping pills for the return trip. I cannot sleep in an upright position. No way, no how. I really feel like just lying down on the carpet and going to sleep. Floor space, however, seems to be at a premium. And I’m not confident that I won’t catch something. The warning signs all through customs scream danger at every turn. The customs voice over guy likes to use the phrase “law abiding citizen”. He uses it a lot. “Law abiding citizens are free to go about your business”. “Law abiding citizens have nothing to hide. They are true travellers. True travellers are welcome in the United States.” The undertone of course being if you mess up we will shoot you -dead. Note to self don’t mess around with these guys.
Managed to clear customs in an hour. Pretty good considering I was at the very end of the queue. They bumped me to the front. My passport has had a workout. Had to present to the check in desk in Brisbane, then to customs in Australia, then to again to board the flight, then to customs in the US. before I collected my bag, then again to customs after collecting my bag (sidestepped the body cavity search) then again to drop my bag off for the connecting flight. In the space of 100m I present 3 times to 3 different people. Then it’s over to the American Airlines terminal where I join a massive security screening queue and present my passport again.
I have to take my shoes off at this checkpoint and also undergo a full body scan. There is someone in a booth looking at me totally naked as I stand there with my hands behind my head. I saw that pose last night on the plane. I was watching Snowtown. In that movie a pedophile takes photos of a young boy standing in that position wearing only underwear. I feel violated.
I’m watching passengers board a plane right now. The staff here seem very unhappy. They are warning passengers that there will be random ID and baggage checks once they are on board the flight. If they ask me to unpack my bag I will not be thrilled.
The one saving grace so far are the peanut butter cups. Best thing ever. Bought a Nestea thinking it would be the same as in Australia. It sort of is. You can try it out at home. Buy a Nestea from the shop then each time you take a mouthful mix in about 8 teaspoons of sugar and there you have it. American Nestea.
It is just on 930am now. Time to find a spot to snooze.
Shane Mikic is the proshop manager for the Tennis Gear stores and their online store www.tennisgear.com.au in Brisbane. He has over 16 years racquet stringing experience and is currently part of the Wilson Global Stringing Team at the 2011 US Open. The following blog shares his experiences during his time in the Wilson Stringing room.
